We wanted Ranbir, but we only managed Ranveer…just like Deepika: AIB Knockout Video


We wanted Ranbir, but we only managed Ranveer…just like Deepika: AIB Knockout Video
Ranveer Singh and Arjun Kapoor were ‘roasted’ in the AIB Knockout show, which was the first of its kind to be conducted in India. At the ‘roast’ show, the boys from AIB hurled terrible and vulgar insults at not only Ranveer Singh and Arjun Kapoor, but also Deepika, Alia, Karan Johar and many other celebs who attended it. Here are some of the statements made, which may take you by surprise.
“I am not saying that Ranveer Singh does Sh** films but truly, the last good thing he was in, was Deepika Padukone.”
“Ranveer spent 4 years in the industry. One of acting and three yrs of getting over Anushka Sharma.”
“Arjun has lost the kilos faster than Deepika lost her dating standards.”
“In 2 States, Arjun plays a Punjabi guy who falls for a hot Sounth Indian. So basically he played Boney Kapoor. “
“Parineeti Chopra is not here tonight as we told her she will get f***ed by 10 dudes in front of 4000 thousand people. Karan Johar is here for the same reason.”
“Deepika and Ranveer, what an awesome couple. Deepika is a state level Badminton player. Ranveer is a national level sex offender. “
“Kuch Kuch Hota Hain is Ranveer’s favorite. Even today he will reach out to a box of tissues. Because he is the only guy who will j**k out to Farida Jalal.”
“Arjun and Ranveer send out the message that if you work hard, then one day, you too can S**k Adi Chopra’s C*ck.”
“No matter how remote, dangerous or smelly, if there is a hole, Ranveer Singh will enter it. “
“We wanted Ranbir, but we only managed Ranveer..which is what Deepika did, so it should be okay”